2007!!!!

As you know, I was in a car wreck, yada yada yada Well, I'm alive, and very thankful for it. Anyway, been spending a lot of time in bed, watching the box, listening to music and twiddling my thumbs, well figuratively twiddling them anyway.
So Paris Hilton is in jail!. No, wait, she's out. Nah uh, she's in jail. Bummer! People are outraged and screaming blue murder. Hey, show me one person who would not try anything to get out of jail and I'll show you, I'll show you ....don't know what the heck I'll show you. I know for a fact that I definitely would try to weasel my way outta there. If you're gonna blame anyone, blame the damn sheriff who fell for her money, I mean, her illness story and let her go home.

Yet other people are calling the race card. OOOOKKKAAAYYYY!!!! I happen to know that Miss Diva herself, Diana Ross was in jail for (correct me if I'm wrong, though I hardly ever am)jk, a DUI. They cut her a lot of slack, but I don't hear anyone mentioning that, and, last time I checked, she was (gasp) black!! Now maybe that's changed while I was not looking. Maybe..

I know I said this before, but I'm not doing cartwheels because Paris is in jail, I just want the same thing to happen to you and me and her for the same crime, no better, no worse.

Bet she wishes the sex tape would resurface now, huh!?

Another interesting thing, apparently, Hils Clinton is not loved by lots of women!!! I did not know that!! Barbara Walters and her ladies certainly schooled me! So, I got to thinking (don't worry, I did not hurt myself), why would women dislike her? Then the light bulb went off, or is it on? Anyway, they are mad because she stayed with Billy Boy!!!!!!! Can you believe that? They are mad because she did not leave the cheating, um, guy. Come on ladies, how many of us at one time or another, have been cheated on and stayed? A whole bunch, yet Hils is supposed to leave her man to make us happy? Who will keep her warm at night if she goes ahead and takes one for the team? Surely that is her own business!

Let's keep it real, okay?

CAR WRECK

I thought I saw The Light!!!
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Life

So, I am innocently driving to the store to get some meat for the barbecue, when along comes this car and smacks me head on! I was so stunned that I initially thought that it had happened to someone else! That is until smoke started choking me and I realized that my car had stopped moving. The funny thing is the way human beings react to such situations, I mean, all I remember feeling at first was embarrassment! It was closely followed by confusion, disbelief and shock.

It just made me realize just how easily we can be wiped off the face of the earth. So today, I have a broken hand, lots of cuts and bruises, aches and pains but most importantly I still have life and I am so grateful for that. I know that God was watching out for me, as usual!

The pain is there but seems inconsequential right now, but then again, that might be the Hydrocodone

Summertime, Yay!!

It's that time of the year again! Love the pretty little dresses, the cute sandals and flip-flops (or ma pata pata as we call them back home:-)) but I DO NOT love the damn heat!!! Matter of fact, I quite hate it. Now those of you who know me, know meJ, know that I am originally from Zimbabwe, (which is in Africa…. for those who don’t know). Thing is, whenever I tell people that I don’t like the heat, they always look puzzled and ask, ‘but aren’t you from Africa?’ Yeeeeees. And your point is? Then they say, ‘Isn’t it hot there?’

Yeeees?

‘Well then, how can you not like the heat?’

Huh?! WTF?! I HAVE to like the heat because I’m from Africa?
What a dumb ass assumption!

Like everyone here LOVES the snow!

Anyhow, I don’t like the heat!